Pizza Bread

7eleven - NT$39 - Served Hot

The carcase of an endangered Ham and Pineapple Pizza, illegally poached and mounted on a thickly crusted piece of bread.

These toppings may not look quite as happy as they did in their natural habitat, but they will provide you with just as much joy when eaten.

Author's Notes: Tip: Unleash the flavor by cutting from one corner to another, creating two triangles (natures tastiest shape).

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

7eleven - NT$25 - Served Cold

Of all the sandwiches available at 7eleven, this is the one that resonates with me most on an emotional level.

Labeled, but not willing to be defined by it's circumstances. This triple decker breaks free from 'polite' societies demands that sandwiches come it two separate parts.

Perfectly cushioned between four slices of fluffy white bread; This singular slab of palindromic perfection balances it's flavors with trisecting taste funnels of cheese, ham, then cheese again.

Not to be missed.

Author's Notes: Tip: Trick close minded relatives by joining two together to create one 'normal' sandwich.

Chocolate Covered Malt Balls

 

7eleven - NT$?? - Served Cold

Each malty ball of goodness will hit your taste buds like an aerial bombardment on a hospital full of children.

Devastatingly tasty.

Author's Notes: Feeling: Socially Conscious

Ham, Cheese, Tuna and Sweetcorn Sandwich

7eleven - NT$35 - Served HotGolden, cheese encrusted bread acts as the stage from which the Majestic Ham, Coquettish Cheese, and Rambunctious Tuna and Sweetcorn put on their performance. A taste sensation of Shakespearean proportions.Served tepid and moist, straight from a 20 second dance in the microwave; This blockbuster triangular snack will have even the most die-hard vegans salivating.

Author's Notes: Time of day: Afternoon, Mood: Circumspect