Ham and Cheese Sandwich

FamilyMart - NT$25 - Served Cold

In an act of breathtaking industrial espionage the perverts at FamilyMart have stolen and reverse engineered 7eleven's famous Ham and Cheese Sandwich.

The once balanced and sensuous design now replaced by a bombastic, egocentric and decadent 5 slices of bread and sickening 2 pieces of ham! A classic case of more being less.

This new configuration completely disrupts the flavor continuum put in place by the expert food scientists at 7eleven. In it's place we have a sandwich that tastes like a piece of cardboard smeared in pig excrement.

 3.5/5 Stars

Author's Notes: Cargo cult sandwich making that - in the broader context of world events - can only be seen as yet another sign of impending societal collapse.

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

7eleven - NT$25 - Served Cold

Of all the sandwiches available at 7eleven, this is the one that resonates with me most on an emotional level.

Labeled, but not willing to be defined by it's circumstances. This triple decker breaks free from 'polite' societies demands that sandwiches come it two separate parts.

Perfectly cushioned between four slices of fluffy white bread; This singular slab of palindromic perfection balances it's flavors with trisecting taste funnels of cheese, ham, then cheese again.

Not to be missed.

Author's Notes: Tip: Trick close minded relatives by joining two together to create one 'normal' sandwich.

Ham, Cheese, Tuna and Sweetcorn Sandwich

7eleven - NT$35 - Served HotGolden, cheese encrusted bread acts as the stage from which the Majestic Ham, Coquettish Cheese, and Rambunctious Tuna and Sweetcorn put on their performance. A taste sensation of Shakespearean proportions.Served tepid and moist, straight from a 20 second dance in the microwave; This blockbuster triangular snack will have even the most die-hard vegans salivating.

Author's Notes: Time of day: Afternoon, Mood: Circumspect