FamilyMart - NT$25 - Served Cold
In an act of breathtaking industrial espionage the perverts at FamilyMart have stolen and reverse engineered 7eleven's famous Ham and Cheese Sandwich.
The once balanced and sensuous design now replaced by a bombastic, egocentric and decadent 5 slices of bread and sickening 2 pieces of ham! A classic case of more being less.
This new configuration completely disrupts the flavor continuum put in place by the expert food scientists at 7eleven. In it's place we have a sandwich that tastes like a piece of cardboard smeared in pig excrement.
Author's Notes: Cargo cult sandwich making that - in the broader context of world events - can only be seen as yet another sign of impending societal collapse.
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