02 March, 2017

Store Review: Hi-Life


Many people have commented on the great selection and discounts available at Hi-Life, so I thought I would go check it out for myself. 

The following is based on true events.

Entering the store, the air was thick with the stench of death. The floor, a greasy carpet of hair, dirt and despair; A far cry from the futuristic gleam of 7eleven.

From behind the counter unattractive staff members glare their unwelcome. They have given up on stacking shelves, and on life.

I choose my snack from the poultry selection and make my way towards the counter.

In a final act of indignity my Twix was incorrectly labeled - advertised price NTD$30, actual price NTD$35.

Grotesque.

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